Below are four (4) questions and a bonus
question. You have to answer them
instantly. You can't take your time,
answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really
are....



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First Question:

You are participating in a race. You
overtake the second person. What
position are you in?























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Answer: If you answered that you are first,
then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and
you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but
don't take as much time as you took for
the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you
are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are
second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the
LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?




Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be
done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a
calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add
another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another
1000. Now add 20. Now add another
1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a
calculator! Today is definitely
not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the
last question right....
....Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana,
2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What
is the name of the fifth daughter?





































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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question
again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and
wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating
the action of brushing his teeth he
successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and! the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop
who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what
he wants?


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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

Want to test your mind with 6 more questions ?

1. What do you put in a toaster?
 

The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give
up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you
said, "bread", go to
question 2.

 

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do
cows drink?
 

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk",
please do not attempt the
next question. Your brain is obviously
overstressed
and may even
overheat. It may be that you need to content
yourself with reading something
more appropriate such ! as "Children's World". If
you said, "water"
then proceed to question three.
 

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a
blue house is made from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink
bricks and a black house
is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse
made from?
 

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If
you
said "green bricks",
what the heck are you still doing here reading
these questions? If you
said "glass", then go on to question four.
 

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000
feet over Germany. If
you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
divided into West
Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the
flight, TWO of the engines
fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining
engine is also
failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine
fails before he has time and the plane crashes
smack in the middle of "no
man's land" between East Germany and West
Germany. Where would you bury!
the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or
in "no man's land"?

Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If
you
said ANYTHING
else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER
try to rescue anyone from a
plane crash. Your efforts would not be
appreciated.
If you said, "Don't
bury the survivors" then proceed to the next
question.

 

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a
degree every minute
then how many degrees will the hour hand move
in
one hour?

Answer: One
degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything
other
than "one degree",
you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but
you are obviously
out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the
room. Everyone else
proceed to the final question.
 

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a
bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get
on the bus. In Reading,
six people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Swindon, two
people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11
people
get off and 16 people
get on. In Swansea, th! ree people get off and five
people get on. In
Carmathen, six people get off and three get on.
You then arrive at
Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus
driver?

Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, Read
the first line!!!

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